Once upon a time in the kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days.
Eventually, Michael the Archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He
inquired of God, "Where have you been?" God sighed a deep sigh of
satisfaction and pointed down through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what
I've made."
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?" "It's a planet",
replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's
going to be a great place of balance!"
"Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to the different parts of earth. "For example, NY
City will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while Upstate NY is
going to be poor." God continued pointing to different locations. "This
place will be extremely hot, while this place will be very cold and covered
in ice".
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, pointed to a land mass and asked,
"What is that one?"
"Ah" said God, "That is the ADIRONDACKS, the most glorious place on earth.
There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams, hills, and forests. The people
from the ADIRONDACKS are going to be handsome, modest, intelligent and
humorous, and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be
extremely sociable, hardworking and high-achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "What about
balance, God?" You said there would be balance!
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I put in __________________ (fill in the blank)!"
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