Three guys, an Englishman, a Frenchman and a Welshman
are out walking along
the beach together one day. They come across a lantern
and a genie pops out
of it. "I will give you each one wish" says the genie.
The Welshman says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer,
and my son will also
farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Wales."
With a blink of the genie's eye, 'FOOM' - the land in
Wales was forever made
fertile for farming.
The Frenchman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around France, so that
no one can come into our precious country. Again, with
a blink of the
Genie's eye,'POOF' - there was a huge wall around
France.
The Englishman asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me
more about this wall.
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50
feet thick and
nothing can get in or out."
The Englishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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